IRS Secret Agent

Quote of the week:

"The purse of the people is the real seat of sensibility. Let it be drawn upon largely, and they will then listen to truths which could not excite them through any other organ."

-Thomas Jefferson

IRS Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"Any tax is a discouragement and therefore a regulation as far as it goes."

-Oliver Wendell Holmes

IRS Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"The Congress will push me to raise taxes, and I'll say no, and they'll push and I'll say no, and they'll push again. And all I can say to them is read my lips: No New Taxes."

-George Herbert Walker Bush

IRS Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"Friends and neighbors complain that taxes are indeed very heavy, and if those laid on by the government were the only ones we had to pay we might the more easily discharge them; but we have many others, and much more grievous to some of us. We are taxed twice as much by our idleness, three times as much by our pride, and four times as much by our folly."

-Benjamin Franklin

IRS Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"The only thing that hurts more than paying an income tax is not having to pay an income tax."

-Lord Thomas Robert Dewar

IRS Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"What at first was plunder assumed the softer name of revenue."

-Thomas Paine

IRS Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

Question: " I understand that Congress is considering a so-called 'flat' tax system. How would this work?"

Answer: "If Congress were to pass a 'flat' tax, you'd simply pay a fixed percentage of your income, and you wouldn't have to fill out any complicated forms, and there would be no loopholes for politically connected groups, and normal people would actually understand the tax laws, and giant talking broccoli stalks would come around and mow your lawn for free, because Congress is NOT going to pass a flat tax."

-Dave Barry

IRS Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"I like to pay taxes. With them I buy civilization."

-Oliver Wendell Holmes

IRS Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"Only the little people pay taxes."

-Leona Helmsley

IRS Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them."

-Author Unknown

IRS Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only for which you can get an automatic extension."

-Author Unknown

IRS Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"If you make any money, the government shoves you in a creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."

-Will Rogers

IRS Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"I shall never use profanity except in discussing house rent and taxes."

-Mark Twain

IRS Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages."

-Henry Louis Mencken

IRS Tax Relief

Quote of the week:
"How much money did you make last year? Mail it in. (suggestion for a simplified tax form)"
-Stanton Delaplane

IRS Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"Taxes are the price we pay for civilization."

-Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

IRS Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"A person doesn't know how much he has to be thankful for until he has to pay taxes on it."

-Author Unknown

I.R.S. Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes."

-Benjamin Franklin

I.R.S. Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"People who complain about taxes can be divided in two classes: men and women."

-Author Unknown

I.R.S. Secret Agent

Quote of the Week:

"Did you ever notice that when you put the words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells THEIRS?"

-Author Unknown